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September 8th, 2008
I’m lactose intolerant. By choice.
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August 29th, 2008
Convicts in orange jumpsuits may be easier to spot upon escape, but I feel as though the fattening horizontal stripes of older prison uniforms are a better option, as they create a poor self-image that would have newly released detainees thinking twice before committing crimes that would send them back to jail.
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August 18th, 2008
Ground beef should be packaged with a little beard and a tophat so that when someone goes eat it but then opts for something else instead; when they wrap it back up and put it in the freezer it could say something appropriate like, “Ah! Foiled again!”
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