A laundry list of groceries

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Jason — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 03:06:08 +0000

Why do brand name clothes cost more in larger sizes? Obese people provide a more substantial billboard space.

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Jason — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 04:49:10 +0000

I’ve come to the conclusion that pillow cases are like pants/shirts for pillows. Which saddens me when I think about a different time when pillows ran naked through glades and forests, letting their tags flap majestically in the air behind them.

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Jason — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 07:30:42 +0000

When people say that something ‘fits like a glove’ they generally don’t mean that it makes their hand too big to fit into their pockets, but it is implied.

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Jason — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:36:38 +0000

I wonder if before wheelchairs were invented, people shuffled around on regular chairs.

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Jason — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:40:51 +0000

Does eating MSG by itself make spoons taste better?