Archives for July, 2008

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

When mailboxes die, they become bird houses.

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Monday, July 7th, 2008

Can a canister of Miracle Grow be nominated for sainthood if it has caused substantial growth in two plants after its expiration date?

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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

If I ever have a child its namesake will be the local electric company so that I can cash my neighbor’s utility bill payments.

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