Archives for May, 2008
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Sunday, May 18th, 2008
The best thing to beat a child with when they lie to you is another child that has lied to you.
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Thursday, May 15th, 2008
In lieu of washing windows and selling papers, enterprising homeless people should stand at street corners and offer to press the traffic button for money.
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
Scotch tape is a sticker that advertises someone else’s product.