Archives for May, 2008
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Sunday, May 25th, 2008
Most “scientists” think that animals urinate or deficate when they go into shock because all of the muscles in their body relax so that any pain rendered isn’t substantial. I think it’s that they are releasing their ballast so they can fly away like a hot air balloon.
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
I just yelled at my neighbor’s kids for being in my lawn. Anyone who has ever called me immature or childish should read that again.
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
This year I’m going to give friends and family library books for Christmas. That way I don’t have to return them.