http://www.boxofjason.com/blog Thu, 11 Aug 2011 03:06:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.boxofjason.com/blog/archives/48 http://www.boxofjason.com/blog/archives/48#comments Thu, 21 Jul 2011 04:49:10 +0000 Jason http://www.boxofjason.com/blog/?p=48 I’ve come to the conclusion that pillow cases are like pants/shirts for pillows. Which saddens me when I think about a different time when pillows ran naked through glades and forests, letting their tags flap majestically in the air behind them.

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